Count Arthur Strong’s the Memory Man!
Only £6.99! Yes! That's £7.99!

My patented, tried and tested memory exercises of mine I’ve learnt, can be yours too for the bargain bucket price of just £7.99! Yes that’s £6.99 I said! What’s up with you? After many years in the pubic arena, my package has changed the life of so many people from all walks of life - Vicars - who had no hope prior to it. Here follows the testimony of just some of them, entirely unsolicited and unsought for by myself.

‘I never used to be able to remember nothing. Now I can remember all of what I’m trying to remember without even trying’. It’s like Magic done by a proper magician. Like Paul Daniels was, in his pomp. But not now. He's gone right off. A bargain at whichever one of the two prices mentioned above I paid for it!’

Mrs Batty, Warrington

‘I never used to be able to remember the eight wives of Henry the Eighth. Now thanks to Count Arthur Strong I’m the talk of dinner parties, if anyone would like to invite me to one. It’s the best £6.99 or £7.99 I’ve ever spent!’

Gerald C Clark

‘My Doctor told me I was beyond helping but after just 15 minutes this morning with Count Arthur Strong’s Memory Man package I can speak oral French or Spanish using my voice. I am now seeking work as an interpreter and plan to learn Italian in my spare time, if I have any, if I can be bothered. I’d have gladly paid twice as much for it. Either £13.98 or £15.98, depending. However the downside is, I still have the irritable bowels I went to the doctor with. So it's not all a bed of roses. Oh well, at least I know the French for it!

Eric Bristow